Behind the Drag Queen of the Year Pageant Competition Award Contest Competition: 2x4

Does Anyone Have Pens?

It’s 45 minutes past curtain time. Is there a reason why we’re not starting? Lola’s not dressed, not that this stops her from running the show backstage. Out in the audience, Alaska takes up a collection of pens for the judges. The contestants make their debuts onstage. The looks are sickening, but an onstage malfunction stops the show dead.